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[shutters creak]

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♪

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LESLIE:
He's back, everyone!

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LARRY:
Oh, how I've missed this!

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Yeah!

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LESLIE [on jetty]:
Hey, Larry, wait for me!

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Mind your head
or I'll jump on it!

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Les!
LESLIE:
Coming in!

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No!

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LARRY:
Still gruesomely pea-brained!

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LESLIE:
Still full of bullshit, I see!

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♪

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Spiros' wife had an affair
with Basil?

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Silly Baz?

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Oh, don't.

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I feel so guilty about it.

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Leslie was only trying

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to help Spiros and I
be together.

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He's been cycling around
desperately trying to find...

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Hello, darling.
Hello.

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Well, my travels were
eye-opening, thanks for asking.

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Ugh, Gerry!

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I was approached in Athens
to work...

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[whispers]:
...for British intelligence.

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I said no, of course.

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Or did you? Yes, I did.

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Oh, I'd love to be a spy...
can you put my name forward?

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Please? Start a war...

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No, don't.

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I don't need to be a spy...

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I combat idiocy through my art.

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And I thought we could
put on a play

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to celebrate me being back.

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Let's do Porgy and Bess!

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No, we're too white.

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Oh, yeah. I've written a play.

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It's The Odyssey,
adapted to tell our story

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since we came to Corfu.

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Well, I'm not doing it...
the theater's daft.

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That's a shame... I had you down
for Odysseus, the hero.

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[gasps]

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I need a distraction...
I'll play him.

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[laughs]
Well, I did bring
you all here

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on an epic Greek journey,
which we are still on.

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LARRY:
Very good.

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LOUISA:
Thank you.

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Oh, just to update you,
Europe's on the brink of war.

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Another reason to do
a rip-roaring theatrical satire

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on the folly of battle.

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Yes, but this is
the safe end of Europe.

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Hardly... Italy's
invaded Albania.

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That's only two miles
over the water.

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Well, we're all ignoring it.

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We're all back together,
and we're not going anywhere.

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♪

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[dog barks]

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[animals grunting and squealing]

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[women cheering]

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[animals braying]

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[gun fires]

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[birds squawking]

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♪

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[animals grunting]

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♪

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[grunts]

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Aren't you interested
in the world, Mother?

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There's been too much
going on around here.

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The world's come a poor second.

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[blows]

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[blows]

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You can't live your life
in denial.

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If you had lived
through the Great War,

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you'd be less keen
to discuss a new one.

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And more keen on
innocent pleasures.

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Like spoon making.

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[knock at door]

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The returning belle-lettrist!

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The dapper bewhiskered polymath!

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Ah, the curse of over education.

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Theo, we'll talk later...
I must finish my play.

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Oh, you're God, by the way.

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Oh!

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Praise be.

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[laughs]:
How are you?

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A little wistful
since finding this.

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[exhales sharply,
sets spoons down]

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Four years and twice the size.

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[sighs]

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Do me a favor, Supreme Being.

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Stop the years

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rushing by.

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♪

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[children speaking Greek]

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GERRY:
This is a python.

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I was given her by a
retiring pet shop owner.

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Asian geese.

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They're another pair
that breeds for life.

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Unlike a lot of humans.

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[chuckles]

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Galini!

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My Greek friend
will explain that

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in her beautiful way.

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Yeah.

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[speaking Greek]:

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[sighs]

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Sit down, please.

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I have an announcement.

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Hm!

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I've learnt a lot about myself
over the last few months.

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I'm more mature and less stupid
than I suspected.

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Do you not notice?

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Yes.

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I'll shout out
if I disagree about anything.

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Okay.

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But in one way,
I'm not yet a woman,

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and I want to correct that

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by giving myself to Nikos.

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[inhales]

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[no audio]

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You're brilliant as a fish.

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Any thoughts as a mother?

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Well...

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Do you...

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Do you love Nikos?

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I find him
enormously attractive,

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and making love is
supposed to be huge fun.

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Well, I can't really remember.

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I said no to Zoltan,
even though he was very keen,

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to put it mildly.

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There were times
I thought he'd explode.

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I don't really need

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to know the ins and outs.

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Now I'm wondering,

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what am I waiting for?

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[sighs]

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♪

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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I forgot the corkscrew, sorry.

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Another idea that seemed good
when you started,

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Leslie Durrells.

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That's really not fair, Spiros.

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I only did it so that
you could be with my mother.

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Oh, you might swallow
bits of glass

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and die.

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[gasps]:
I don't care.

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Well, my mother cares about you.

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[pouring wine]

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[softly]:
Thanks.

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It's easier here,
living on the beach.

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Just me and the seagulls.

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There's nothing stopping you
and my mother being together.

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Surely.

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I mean, apart from pride.

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Pride has a poor reputation,
but I like it.

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Without it,

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I am just a homeless
taxi driver.

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No, that's rubbish.

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No, I know your problem.

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You've loved my mother
ever since you met her,

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and you feel guilty because...

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Because that's
what broke your marriage.

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And the only cure for that

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is to stop feeling guilty
and feel happy.

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By coming back to the house,

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and being with her.

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Please.

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♪

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[bell tolling]

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[wheels clattering,
Lugaretzia singing softly]

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[birds scattering]

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[muttering]

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[speaking Greek]:

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So we open our play

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on Odysseus,

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the foremost fighting hero
of Greek mythology,

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with your crew.

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Your ship lands among
the magical Lotus-eaters,

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where travelers eat fruits

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and lose thoughts of home.

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Is that Corfu, yes? We get it...

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But where's Leslie?

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He's supposed to be doing
the stage management.

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LARRY:
Uh, Luga, where did you
get these?

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I borrow them.

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We have actors in my family.

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Well, that's fabulous!

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No.

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[softly]:
Right.

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♪

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[muttering]

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♪

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Nikos must be in the play.

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LARRY:
Must?
Yes.

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I will do the music.

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He's really musical.

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[Nikos drumming rhythmically]

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Well, I mean, um...

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We can work on that.

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Oh, by the way,

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congratulations
on your forthcoming union.

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[knock at door]

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Ah, the Durrells Players,

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back, despite popular demand.

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[chuckles]:
And you're in it, too.

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Sven has agreed,
and your husband.

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Oh! Oh, he'll love that...
what parts?

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You, a Siren.

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Obviously.

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And the Wind God, your husband.

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Oh.

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You've heard about him, then?

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LARRY:
Spiros.

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We've missed you.

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♪

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I really wasn't pushing you
away from your wife.

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Marriage is...

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Well, as we know, it's precious.

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Well, I'm realizing that
even precious things end.

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We all love a sunset,

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but only a fool tries
to chase it around the world.

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[laughs]

223
00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:25,348
Hark at you
with your nature metaphors.

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Mrs. Durrells, you deserve
the finest everything,

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including language.

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I'm going to ask you,
formally and forever,

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to call me by my first name.

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Louisa.

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[chuckles]

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Louisa.
[laughs softly]

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[softly]:
Louisa.

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[laughs]

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What does it mean?

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I believe it means

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"famous warrior."

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Worrier?

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00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:04,077
Warrior.

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00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:05,734
[both laugh softly]

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I am Spiridon.

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Meaning "a basket
for carrying seeds."

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Hm!

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00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,088
[they chuckle]

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00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,715
Mr. Halikiopoulos
is needed on stage.

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I'm in your play?

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All are...
there is no escape.

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[Lugaretzia and Spiros
speaking Greek]

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Mrs. Durrell, while you're
alone, might I have a word?

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Theo, try as you may,
with your grave face,

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you cannot dent my sunny mood.

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My friends in Athens say

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the political situation
in Greece is, is dire.

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Pressures in Europe
are mounting.

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Well, we're not leaving
until we absolutely have to,

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if ever.

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00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:52,677
Well, I'm glad,
but I had to say, uh...

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I don't want to break
Gerry's heart,

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but he should dismantle his zoo.

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00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:57,302
No.

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THEO:
Otherwise, if the worst
happens,

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he may have to just
abandon his animals.

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00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:04,689
Look at me.

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00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,244
I'm sorry, but you must be
ready to go if things change.

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♪

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MAN [on radio]:
Signor Mussolini and Herr Hitler

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have pledged
not to invade Greece.

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[mimicking "Herr Hitler"]

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MAN [on radio]:
...under its prime minister,

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Ioannis Metaxas.

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But the Italian invasion
of Albania

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has cast doubt
on these assurances.

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[children talking quietly,
radio continues in background]

272
00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:38,481
[clears throat]:
Gerry.

273
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:39,862
Theo.

274
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,415
I don't want
to have to say this.

275
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,565
That's just what
I said to Larry.

276
00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:45,212
"Woe and thrice woe!"

277
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,282
Nobody says that.

278
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,112
I suggested, "Bloody hell!"

279
00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:50,804
"Nightmare!"
[laughing]

280
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,462
But I was thinking,

281
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:56,189
you might thin out your zoo
a little.

282
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:57,673
♪

283
00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:00,020
What? Why?

284
00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:02,885
Because...

285
00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:08,270
I suddenly thought it was
looking rather crowded.

286
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,375
Well, that's just because
you live alone.

287
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:13,102
You could move a, a dozen
wildebeest into your place

288
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,483
and you'd hardly notice,

289
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,174
apart from the broken furniture.

290
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:19,108
[laughing]:
Well, good one.

291
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:22,284
Some might need to spread
their wings while they can,

292
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:26,046
however much we'd like
to keep them here.

293
00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,152
[sighs]

294
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:32,881
♪

295
00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:34,848
[footsteps approaching,
Leslie muttering]

296
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,298
[shuddering]

297
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,609
[sighs]
What's your problem?

298
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,070
Oh, I have to make a mask
for a cyclops.

299
00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:40,517
He's only got one eye,
apparently.

300
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,028
Ridiculous.

301
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,270
You should be doing this.

302
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:44,513
I'm busy.

303
00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:46,077
I'm researching
how girls around the world

304
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,378
celebrate becoming a woman.

305
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,759
There's a lot about being
watched by the village,

306
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,313
which we won't be doing.

307
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:56,111
I think I'll keep it simple...
incense, white robes before,

308
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,284
red robes after.

309
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:59,148
Yeah, do what you feel's best.

310
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:01,910
♪

311
00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:03,877
Good luck, you two.

312
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,672
Hang on to your hats.

313
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,364
Shall I bring you some
prophylactics from the surgery?

314
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:10,746
No.

315
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,161
I borrowed some.

316
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,061
You borrowed some?

317
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,203
Right!

318
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:25,002
♪

319
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,693
LESLIE:
Good.

320
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:30,628
Right, Spiros,
let's see how this looks.

321
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,147
[exhales]:
Okay, um...

322
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,320
Larry?

323
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,635
SPIROS:
How do I look?

324
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,028
Look, I've done the best I can

325
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:45,022
with my limited knowledge
and interest!

326
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:48,266
A visit from the Corfu police.

327
00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:50,475
Always a pleasure...
I hope.

328
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,821
Hello, everyone.

329
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,099
Leslie.

330
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,928
Lampros.

331
00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:56,136
I see you've been promoted.

332
00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:57,310
Yes.

333
00:14:57,344 --> 00:15:00,727
Time to be a serious policeman
at these serious times.

334
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,418
In the name
of the Greek government,

335
00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:04,489
I order you to surrender
your wirelesses.

336
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,043
LOUISA:
Why should we give you
our...

337
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,217
[interrupting]:
No, we don't have
a wireless.

338
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:09,805
Aren't you a bit tiny
to be a copper?

339
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:12,497
I know you do.

340
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:15,466
And I will come back
tomorrow for it.

341
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,502
Or you risk prison.

342
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:24,889
LOUISA:
Yes, do they not have

343
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,202
a minimum height requirement
in the Corfu police?

344
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:29,411
No, nor maximum stupidity.

345
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,964
Oh, all right.

346
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,414
He's just doing his job.

347
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,899
I will take this.

348
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,832
It is also for propaganda.

349
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:40,801
♪

350
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,251
LOUISA:
Oh, Larry.

351
00:15:42,286 --> 00:15:44,564
How will you survive
without your typewriter?

352
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:47,015
LARRY:
Some things are more important
even than writing.

353
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,086
But this is all
worse than I thought.

354
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,995
MAN [on radio]:
The Greek regime has maintained

355
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:54,919
a vigorous anti-communist stance
in recent years,

356
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,853
but accusations
of fascist sympathies

357
00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,097
have been denied.

358
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,581
In Germany,

359
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,386
members of the Hitler Youth
have been instructed

360
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:07,311
they may not eat ice creams
in public.

361
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:10,762
[sizzling]

362
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,215
Ah, Nikos.

363
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,285
[puts utensils down]

364
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,356
I think tomorrow
might be our night.

365
00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:21,394
Don't you think, after the play?

366
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,465
A breathtaking encore.

367
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,639
[whispers]:
Cast of two.

368
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:29,471
You told everyone you are
giving me your maidenhead.

369
00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,748
No, maidenhood.

370
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,371
Maidenhead is in Berkshire.

371
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,442
I think.

372
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,376
I only told my mother.

373
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,275
And Leslie.

374
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:42,415
And Florence.

375
00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:45,418
And the egg woman at the market.

376
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:49,042
You're right, I did
tell a lot of people.

377
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:51,320
Break a leg! Theo, don't...

378
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,735
[sighs]

379
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:55,531
I'm regretting going public
about the whole virginity thing.

380
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:58,293
It is quite rare
that it's publicized in advance.

381
00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,639
Is it?

382
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,814
[whispering]:
Margo!

383
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:04,816
I've hidden the wireless.

384
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:06,508
So, if the police
arrive at the house,

385
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,510
stick to the idea
that we've never had one.

386
00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:10,650
We've never had a house?

387
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,686
[in disbelief]:
Never had a wireless.

388
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,112
I thought you said
you'd become more mature!

389
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:17,450
Yes, I'm wondering
about that now.

390
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:20,798
More theater things
from my family.

391
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,006
[kisses loudly]

392
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,250
Woeful timing, but I have to go,

393
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,537
so I'm leaving you
in charge of the play.

394
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,149
[stammering]:
Me?

395
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:28,599
Yes.

396
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,257
Don't do that
"I'm just a dim bloke" routine.

397
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,328
You're as bright as anyone here.

398
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,812
I'll be back soon.

399
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,505
This is silly, but he's normally

400
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,507
such a bastard.

401
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:53,313
[planes roaring in background]

402
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,004
It's a lovely day.

403
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,558
That is not relevant.

404
00:17:56,592 --> 00:18:00,700
[explosions echoing in distance]

405
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,392
What are my orders?

406
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,015
You want me to do this

407
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,821
because it's looking bad
out there, isn't it?

408
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:10,261
[pelican grunting]

409
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,849
[softly]
Yes.

410
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,750
You've been so good to me, Theo.

411
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,858
But who knows?

412
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,171
I'm a member of
the Optimists' Club.

413
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:24,896
They're all in it.

414
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,588
[water lapping]

415
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,349
I'm trying to see it
as setting them all free,

416
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:32,628
but it feels more like
losing a lot of friends.

417
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:34,043
I know.

418
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:38,082
Galini will be so upset
when she finds out.

419
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,222
And all our visitors.

420
00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:43,432
You've passed your enthusiasm on
to so many people.

421
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,849
It's been a huge celebration
of animal life.

422
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:52,234
[animals grunting and chirping
in background]

423
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,201
So...

424
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:56,618
Some are ready
to go back into the wild,

425
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,930
and others need human homes.

426
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,106
Don't worry, Roger.

427
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,729
You're family.

428
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,456
[Gerry whistles]

429
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:12,427
[squawking]

430
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,921
[insects chirping]

431
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:33,517
♪

432
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:43,320
♪

433
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:59,267
[Lugaretzia muttering]

434
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:02,235
LESLIE:
Plays are brilliant.

435
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,719
Oh, we should
get a good audience.

436
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:06,998
I asked Argos, the gobby
postman, to tell everyone.

437
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,390
They know the play's in English?

438
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,794
[chuckles]:
Yes.

439
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,348
I said we'd do big,

440
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:13,212
self-explanatory gestures.

441
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,008
You go back to England?

442
00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:21,599
Or not?

443
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,810
Not, Lugaretzia.

444
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,715
[footsteps approaching]

445
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,889
Nikos.

446
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,169
[sighs]

447
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:41,930
I'm sorry.

448
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,690
I made you look like
a performing monkey

449
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:46,314
and turned a private moment
into...

450
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:50,663
Well, a minor local event.

451
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,285
You're right.

452
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,736
Making love for the first time
should be natural

453
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:57,670
and spontaneous.

454
00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:00,051
Thank you.

455
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:02,537
So let's not go ahead with it.

456
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:05,333
♪

457
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,989
[kisses]

458
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,617
♪

459
00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:16,551
First off, I want to get this
attached to that wall.

460
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,967
Come on.
[muttering]

461
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,116
I could do with some help!

462
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,418
MARGO [voice over]:
Mother.

463
00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:23,592
I've decided to call off

464
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,939
the, you know, shenanigans
with Nikos.

465
00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:27,769
You were right.

466
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,125
Maybe we should be really
in love.

467
00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:30,116
Like you and Spiros.

468
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,877
Oh, is it that obvious?

469
00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:34,707
Yes, it is.

470
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,398
Well, good.

471
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,134
So you'll save yourself
for your wedding night.

472
00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:40,575
I will if you will.

473
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,511
LESLIE:
Can I have all actors
for rehearsal, please?

474
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,997
Now, God is missing, so we'll be
starting with scene six,

475
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,585
in which the sorceress Circe...

476
00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:51,724
I prefer wise woman.

477
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:53,519
Uh, not interested.

478
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:56,349
When she turns
Odysseus's crew into pigs.

479
00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:58,731
Oh, Galini, perfect timing.

480
00:21:58,765 --> 00:21:59,732
You could be Gerry.

481
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:02,182
Get ready to be turned
into a pig.

482
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,770
Now, the meaning of this scene

483
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:06,083
is that health provision
on Corfu

484
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,498
is decidedly patchy,

485
00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:11,640
but Florence at the surgery
has been a godsend...

486
00:22:11,675 --> 00:22:14,091
Uh, no time for meaning...
from the top.

487
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:16,369
Mmm...

488
00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:17,681
[drum rolling]

489
00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:19,338
LAMPROS:
Good morning.

490
00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,651
I have come to confiscate
your wireless.

491
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:24,826
We told you, we haven't got one.

492
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,897
But we could all sing you a song

493
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,588
if you're after
a little light music.

494
00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,659
The time for joking

495
00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:32,420
is over.

496
00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:33,554
Hm.

497
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:45,087
Perhaps I should stop your play,
as it is also propaganda.

498
00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,711
LUGARETZIA [speaking Greek]:

499
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:52,267
FLORENCE [speaking Greek]:

500
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,550
You'd be superb
if you fancied a part.

501
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,310
No.

502
00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:03,347
My part is police officer.

503
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,625
Well...

504
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:09,733
I'm sure you are due
an afternoon off.

505
00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:11,562
Hmm?

506
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,807
Oh, divine.
That's it!

507
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:15,773
That is spot on!

508
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,568
[others murmuring approval]

509
00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:18,742
Thank you, thank you.

510
00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:19,777
MARGO:
What a handsome man!

511
00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:21,089
[car horn honks]

512
00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:22,193
Maybe just a little
higher there.

513
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:23,412
Yes, do you want me
to take it up?

514
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,782
Please do that.

515
00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:29,097
[waves lapping, gulls calling]

516
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:31,410
Louisa.

517
00:23:32,721 --> 00:23:33,826
[goat bleating]

518
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,069
Let's go for a drive.

519
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:38,347
And when I say "drive,"
I don't mean drive.

520
00:23:38,382 --> 00:23:40,453
[chuckles]

521
00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:41,765
We can't, I'm in a play.

522
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,111
And so are you.

523
00:23:43,145 --> 00:23:44,284
Oh, yes.

524
00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:46,010
[sighs]

525
00:23:47,564 --> 00:23:48,944
But afterwards.

526
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,085
Where do you want to go?

527
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,503
[whispering]:
To heaven.

528
00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:56,952
[whispering]:
I know the way.

529
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:58,367
[laughing]

530
00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:00,784
[rings bell, speaking Greek]

531
00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,648
Oh! The same to you.

532
00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:03,787
Telegram.

533
00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,823
Ah, thank you.

534
00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:07,791
[bicycle riding off]

535
00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:10,794
[cart approaching]

536
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:13,728
[Theo and Gerry talking]

537
00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:15,108
What has happened?

538
00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:16,420
[cart stops]

539
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,973
What's wrong?

540
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:22,668
Go, go inside, darling,
I'll be in in a moment.

541
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:24,014
Go on!

542
00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:27,258
Go on!

543
00:24:27,293 --> 00:24:31,918
♪

544
00:24:31,953 --> 00:24:33,782
Basil's been killed.

545
00:24:33,817 --> 00:24:36,371
In Albania.

546
00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:40,375
Just for being English.

547
00:24:40,409 --> 00:24:42,273
Oh, goodness.

548
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:43,596
"Always take the scenic route,"

549
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,105
he said.

550
00:24:46,139 --> 00:24:48,279
[voice breaking]:
"What's the hurry?"

551
00:24:49,211 --> 00:24:52,318
Now I think there is a hurry.

552
00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:54,769
You must take your family
back to England.

553
00:24:54,803 --> 00:24:58,427
[inhales, exhales]

554
00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:06,712
♪

555
00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:09,646
LOUISA:
Basil didn't understand
the risks.

556
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,958
So now we do.

557
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:13,132
I'm afraid

558
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,685
we have to leave Corfu.

559
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,204
LARRY:
I've been told

560
00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:17,757
there's a special
chartered ship.

561
00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,035
Leaves tomorrow.

562
00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:24,799
A safe way back.

563
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,118
I don't think the play's
really the thing now, do you?

564
00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:30,839
We've got lots of decisions
to make quickly,

565
00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:32,876
and, well, a lot of goodbyes
to get through.

566
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:36,604
♪

567
00:25:36,638 --> 00:25:38,571
No.

568
00:25:38,606 --> 00:25:40,366
We should do the play.

569
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,058
It was always a celebration
of our time here.

570
00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:47,407
Now it means even more.

571
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:48,754
[car engine starts]

572
00:25:53,206 --> 00:25:56,520
[engine idling]

573
00:26:01,629 --> 00:26:02,871
Come with us.

574
00:26:02,906 --> 00:26:04,908
You loved America,
you'll love England.

575
00:26:04,942 --> 00:26:07,980
We still have a future.

576
00:26:08,014 --> 00:26:10,776
You don't have much time.

577
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,123
Go in, make everyone happy,

578
00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,608
the way you made me happy.

579
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,092
[pulls brake]

580
00:26:18,991 --> 00:26:20,233
[shifts]

581
00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:22,511
[engine revs]

582
00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:28,656
♪

583
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:37,941
♪

584
00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:41,910
LESLIE:
Okay, so this is the
Land Of The Dead scene,

585
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:43,118
in which...

586
00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:45,880
Odysseus is visited
by his deceased loved ones

587
00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:49,021
and heroes from the past.

588
00:26:49,055 --> 00:26:54,474
[moaning, exhaling loudly]

589
00:26:57,374 --> 00:27:00,895
[sound fading,
boat moving through water]

590
00:27:00,929 --> 00:27:03,449
HERMIONE:
Come on, dear.

591
00:27:03,483 --> 00:27:05,382
Self-immersion
is never attractive.

592
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,316
You have a family
to whip into shape.

593
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,352
I know it's sad to be leaving,

594
00:27:10,387 --> 00:27:11,353
but we all roll on, don't we?

595
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:14,115
Alive... or dead.

596
00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:16,738
[boat moving through water]

597
00:27:16,773 --> 00:27:17,981
BASIL:
Who am I playing?

598
00:27:18,015 --> 00:27:20,535
I do a very good
wild boar impression,

599
00:27:20,569 --> 00:27:21,881
if that can be squeezed in.

600
00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:25,954
[screeching]

601
00:27:25,989 --> 00:27:27,542
LESLIE:
Mother?
[gasps]

602
00:27:30,925 --> 00:27:33,030
[chuckles softly]

603
00:27:33,065 --> 00:27:34,411
[sniffles]

604
00:27:38,415 --> 00:27:42,799
[softly]:
Leslie, you should be the hero.

605
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,008
It was always your part.

606
00:27:46,354 --> 00:27:49,150
You'll be fabulous.

607
00:27:54,155 --> 00:28:00,575
♪

608
00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:02,888
It looks like it could be
the last evening in Corfu

609
00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:06,063
for some of us here, so...

610
00:28:06,098 --> 00:28:09,273
Well, let's enjoy it, shall we?

611
00:28:09,308 --> 00:28:11,517
♪

612
00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:12,932
[exhales]

613
00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:17,419
[moaning starts again]

614
00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:19,214
[drumming]

615
00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:24,495
[moaning continues]

616
00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:28,327
[crickets chirping,
bird hooting]

617
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:39,441
[whispering lines]

618
00:28:41,374 --> 00:28:43,860
Why does the play
make you so nervous?

619
00:28:43,894 --> 00:28:46,586
LESLIE:
You're all so artistic.

620
00:28:46,621 --> 00:28:48,002
I see a...

621
00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:49,762
tree, and you lot see...

622
00:28:49,797 --> 00:28:51,453
Broccoli.

623
00:28:51,488 --> 00:28:52,420
What?

624
00:28:52,454 --> 00:28:55,492
Trees look like
upside-down broccoli.

625
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,222
But think of all you've done
since we came here.

626
00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:04,121
You can do anything
you set your mind to.

627
00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:05,502
I can't.

628
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:07,780
I can't even have Daphne.

629
00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:11,232
I still miss her.

630
00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:12,785
I'm quite nostalgic.

631
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,925
Even for Aunt Hermione.

632
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,099
And your Zoltan.

633
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:18,584
Me too, actually.

634
00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:20,966
I wrote to him
saying I have a boyfriend,

635
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,037
and it's becoming serious,

636
00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:26,419
and hoping he had
a nice girlfriend,

637
00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:28,007
but not meaning it.

638
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:29,560
[chuckles]

639
00:29:32,218 --> 00:29:35,670
Mother and Spiros
seemed very upset.

640
00:29:35,704 --> 00:29:36,947
Yeah.

641
00:29:36,982 --> 00:29:40,468
Adults can be very ploddy
at getting what they want.

642
00:29:40,502 --> 00:29:41,572
I know.

643
00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:45,093
I told Mother to go and find
Spiros on the beach.

644
00:29:46,681 --> 00:29:48,787
What's that noise?

645
00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:53,722
The house, breathing.

646
00:29:53,757 --> 00:29:57,174
We know it so well.

647
00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,831
It feels like a living thing.

648
00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:02,801
♪

649
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:07,460
[drumming]

650
00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:08,595
[goat bleating]

651
00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:16,815
[chicken clucking]

652
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:22,475
♪

653
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,514
[goat bleating]

654
00:30:30,552 --> 00:30:36,420
♪

655
00:30:38,457 --> 00:30:39,734
[grunts]

656
00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:43,358
I, I am Odysseus...

657
00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:44,463
This is a dream come true
for me.

658
00:30:44,497 --> 00:30:46,016
He loves the amateur theater.

659
00:30:46,051 --> 00:30:50,158
At medical school, my Hippolytus
made the audience weep openly.

660
00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:52,057
Anyone surprised by that?

661
00:30:52,091 --> 00:30:54,024
Where have you been, Larry?

662
00:30:54,059 --> 00:30:56,371
PETRIDIS:
Shall we do
warm-up vocals?

663
00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:57,338
[speaking Greek]

664
00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:00,203
Come on, darling, join in.
[speaking Greek]

665
00:31:00,237 --> 00:31:02,826
[repeating in Greek]

666
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:05,553
How are you feeling?

667
00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:06,934
I don't want to leave.

668
00:31:06,968 --> 00:31:09,626
I keep thinking about Zoltan.

669
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,904
Where does Turkey stand
in the war?

670
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,010
I...

671
00:31:14,044 --> 00:31:16,219
I don't know anything
about the war.

672
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,708
[vocalizing]

673
00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:24,054
[gong ringing]

674
00:31:26,539 --> 00:31:31,890
[audience murmuring]

675
00:31:35,203 --> 00:31:40,346
[lightly banging,
increasing in volume]

676
00:31:44,212 --> 00:31:45,904
[gong stops]

677
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:58,502
[woman chuckling,
audience murmuring slightly]

678
00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:04,681
[whispering]:
What is it?

679
00:32:07,339 --> 00:32:08,892
[whispering]:
I am Odysseus.

680
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,205
[hesitantly]:
I am Odysseus.

681
00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:17,280
[stammers]:
Come from across the sea.

682
00:32:17,314 --> 00:32:18,488
Fearing nobody...

683
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,592
[quietly]:
Ready for all...

684
00:32:19,627 --> 00:32:20,939
[stammering]:
And ready...

685
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,044
For all.

686
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,012
MARGO:
And we the crew.

687
00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:27,048
Willing

688
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,705
and devoted.

689
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,018
This island is lush...

690
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:32,364
[snaps fingers]...and fine.

691
00:32:32,398 --> 00:32:33,952
[quietly]:
Better, better.

692
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,401
Luga... Here is a native.

693
00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:37,231
Mask down, here.

694
00:32:37,265 --> 00:32:40,544
[audience murmuring]

695
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:41,649
No, no, no, no, Luga...

696
00:32:41,683 --> 00:32:42,995
[forcefully]:
Here is a native.

697
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:43,892
[snarls]

698
00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:46,585
LESLIE:
How strange and exotic
she is,

699
00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:48,794
to us.

700
00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:51,003
LUGARETZIA:

701
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:55,974
[audience approving, clapping]

702
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,734
What the heck is she saying?

703
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,598
GERRY:
I don't know.

704
00:32:59,632 --> 00:33:02,877
We must learn
this beautiful language.

705
00:33:02,911 --> 00:33:06,743
♪

706
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,886
Be circumspect in this new land.

707
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,474
[imitating eating loudly]

708
00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:14,958
Uh-oh.

709
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,823
[laughing]

710
00:33:17,857 --> 00:33:19,480
[audience applauding]

711
00:33:19,514 --> 00:33:22,828
[banging slowly]

712
00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:27,867
[waves crashing]

713
00:33:27,902 --> 00:33:31,354
♪

714
00:33:31,388 --> 00:33:35,530
[breathing deeply]

715
00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:46,610
♪

716
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:59,761
♪

717
00:34:09,357 --> 00:34:12,050
♪

718
00:34:18,815 --> 00:34:23,751
♪

719
00:34:27,651 --> 00:34:28,997
[chuckles softly]

720
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:38,110
I love you.

721
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:41,113
I love you.

722
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,221
I wish it could just be us.

723
00:34:45,255 --> 00:34:47,326
Together on this desert island.

724
00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:50,536
I'd need a log cabin.

725
00:34:50,571 --> 00:34:51,710
And a bed.

726
00:34:51,744 --> 00:34:54,333
For us... not too big.

727
00:34:54,368 --> 00:34:57,198
[voice breaking]:
So that we're always touching.

728
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,134
I can't go with you to England.

729
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:03,860
No, you must.

730
00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:04,964
You can.

731
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:07,415
I cannot abandon my children
and my country,

732
00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:08,761
now of all times.

733
00:35:08,796 --> 00:35:10,315
No.

734
00:35:12,593 --> 00:35:14,733
[crying]

735
00:35:17,287 --> 00:35:20,497
♪

736
00:35:20,532 --> 00:35:24,329
What will I do without you?

737
00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:28,402
What you did before.

738
00:35:28,436 --> 00:35:29,886
You'll be beautiful,

739
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,957
and complicated.

740
00:35:31,991 --> 00:35:33,821
[exhales]

741
00:35:35,616 --> 00:35:38,274
And a mother to your wonderful,
peculiar children.

742
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:43,210
♪

743
00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:46,282
What will I do without you?

744
00:35:46,316 --> 00:35:48,076
[chuckles softly]

745
00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:51,183
[voice breaking]:
You'll go on spreading
your magic,

746
00:35:51,218 --> 00:35:53,496
and I won't be here.

747
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:56,050
You will be here.

748
00:35:56,084 --> 00:36:02,815
♪

749
00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:04,610
[sniffles]

750
00:36:05,991 --> 00:36:08,649
[exhales]

751
00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:10,823
[crying]:
Has it all been for nothing...

752
00:36:10,858 --> 00:36:14,896
the, the waiting, the crying,
and the longing?

753
00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:17,071
[sobs]

754
00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:23,457
Would you change it
for us never having met?

755
00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:27,357
♪

756
00:36:27,392 --> 00:36:29,394
[swallows]

757
00:36:29,428 --> 00:36:30,567
[sobs]

758
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:36,194
♪

759
00:36:40,957 --> 00:36:45,893
♪

760
00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,488
[rattling]

761
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:02,220
[woman gasps,
people speaking in Greek]

762
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,498
MAN:
Sven!

763
00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,189
[audience gasps]

764
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,295
[gasps]

765
00:37:08,329 --> 00:37:11,470
[people shouting]

766
00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:13,921
Are you having a good time?

767
00:37:13,955 --> 00:37:15,543
[audience murmuring]

768
00:37:15,578 --> 00:37:18,581
Not as good as me!

769
00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:22,343
[exclaiming, people shouting]

770
00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:26,140
It's a comic interlude
by a priapic satyr!

771
00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,901
Representing sexy Corfu.

772
00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:30,109
[booing]

773
00:37:30,144 --> 00:37:33,389
It's allowed, it's in Sophocles.

774
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:34,804
MAN [in distance]:
Margo!

775
00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,668
♪

776
00:37:36,702 --> 00:37:37,841
Margo!

777
00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:38,980
[audience murmuring]

778
00:37:39,015 --> 00:37:40,879
Margo!

779
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:42,777
Wait for me!

780
00:37:42,812 --> 00:37:45,849
Oh, my God, it's Zoltan.

781
00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:47,265
[audience murmuring]

782
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,300
LESLIE:
Behold.

783
00:37:48,335 --> 00:37:49,784
MARGO:
Zoltan!

784
00:37:49,819 --> 00:37:51,407
LESLIE:
Poseidon!

785
00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:52,753
ZOLTAN:
Margo!

786
00:37:52,787 --> 00:37:54,030
MARGO:
Zoltan!

787
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,308
Come timely from the sea.

788
00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:57,585
[quietly]:
Good work.

789
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:59,553
LESLIE [quietly]:
Thank you.

790
00:37:59,587 --> 00:38:01,624
ZOLTAN:

791
00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:04,799
[engine starting]

792
00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:06,042
Sorry!

793
00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:08,286
Problem with the engine.

794
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,632
♪

795
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,323
ZOLTAN:
Margo!

796
00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:13,152
I hope I'm not too late.

797
00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:17,502
[speaking Turkish]

798
00:38:18,261 --> 00:38:19,849
[audience gasps]

799
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:22,472
♪

800
00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:25,820
MARGO:
Zoltan!

801
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,893
[murmuring]

802
00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:32,931
♪

803
00:38:41,629 --> 00:38:44,252
Don't give yourself
to another man.

804
00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:46,807
I am here now.

805
00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:53,227
[people cheering and applauding]

806
00:38:53,261 --> 00:38:57,058
♪

807
00:38:59,544 --> 00:39:05,757
♪

808
00:39:07,828 --> 00:39:09,277
[gong rings]

809
00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:11,866
And that's the interval.

810
00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:14,593
GALINI:

811
00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:16,457
GERRY:
Please take him home
with you.

812
00:39:16,492 --> 00:39:18,908
THEO:

813
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,427
GERRY:
Please don't eat them.

814
00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:22,843
Uh, use their eggs,
or just take them for walks?

815
00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:25,259
Galini...
Gerry, find a nice
home for Martha.

816
00:39:25,293 --> 00:39:26,916
That's for you, sir.

817
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,987
[gong rings]

818
00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:33,301
[gong rings]
LESLIE:
Years passed.

819
00:39:33,336 --> 00:39:35,821
Youths became men.

820
00:39:35,856 --> 00:39:37,513
[whispers]:
Sorry.
In your own time.

821
00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:40,516
And men...

822
00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:41,827
became warriors.

823
00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:43,070
[drum rattling]

824
00:39:43,104 --> 00:39:44,416
[audience exclaiming]

825
00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:45,935
[footsteps approaching]

826
00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:50,318
Have you two been...?

827
00:39:50,353 --> 00:39:52,562
That was quick.

828
00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:54,253
I'm saying nothing.

829
00:39:54,288 --> 00:39:55,600
I'll never be the same.

830
00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:00,328
[groans]

831
00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:02,848
Adventures blossomed.

832
00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,818
Wild creatures were tamed.

833
00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:08,509
[moaning]

834
00:40:08,544 --> 00:40:12,858
♪

835
00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:15,620
And lost affections...

836
00:40:15,654 --> 00:40:17,829
were borne bravely.

837
00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:22,350
How many great loves are we
allowed in this lifetime?

838
00:40:23,075 --> 00:40:24,145
Three?

839
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:27,701
Five or...

840
00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:29,668
Or just one?

841
00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:34,708
♪

842
00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,295
Or maybe it's more

843
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:37,780
like a dozen...

844
00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:40,852
[Larry grunts]

845
00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,854
Bloody actors.

846
00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:46,271
Mum!

847
00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:48,756
[audience murmuring]

848
00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:50,827
Come on.

849
00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:52,588
[encouraging]Mum!

850
00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:53,761
[chuckles softly]

851
00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:56,419
[audience murmuring]

852
00:40:58,421 --> 00:40:59,836
[chuckles]

853
00:40:59,871 --> 00:41:01,217
As you're all here...

854
00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:05,393
Tomorrow,

855
00:41:05,428 --> 00:41:07,430
we leave this enchanted isle.

856
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,536
[audience murmuring]

857
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:13,022
You know it's been good
when the idea of leaving

858
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,817
makes your heart seem to stop.

859
00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:16,508
Hear! Hear!

860
00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:19,753
[birds chirping]

861
00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,893
You have put up with us Durrells

862
00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:24,378
like a mother
with a, an awkward baby.

863
00:41:24,412 --> 00:41:26,622
You've lost your temper
with us at times,

864
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,865
and we with you,

865
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,936
and now we're ready
to leave home.

866
00:41:30,971 --> 00:41:32,697
[audience members gasp]

867
00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,871
We British are

868
00:41:34,906 --> 00:41:38,323
reluctant Europeans.

869
00:41:38,357 --> 00:41:41,982
But if there has to be a war,

870
00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:44,432
my one wish is...

871
00:41:44,467 --> 00:41:48,333
is that we realize,
when it's all over,

872
00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:50,300
that we need to love each other,

873
00:41:50,335 --> 00:41:52,958
just a little bit more.

874
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,066
I'm afraid I haven't been
following the play,

875
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,171
owing to a personal matter.

876
00:41:59,206 --> 00:42:00,321
But I hear it's very good,

877
00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:01,691
so thank you, Larry.

878
00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:03,244
[audience murmuring]

879
00:42:03,279 --> 00:42:04,798
Oh, and do read my novels.

880
00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:11,011
[applauding]

881
00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:13,876
And it's a perfect reminder

882
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:17,673
that for us, this has been
quite a journey.

883
00:42:17,707 --> 00:42:20,020
A bit like The Odyssey.

884
00:42:20,054 --> 00:42:21,124
With nicer people.

885
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:22,574
[all laughing]

886
00:42:22,609 --> 00:42:24,093
LARRY:
Speaking of The Odyssey...

887
00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:25,853
Come on...

888
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:27,027
[accordion playing]

889
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:30,478
[guitar accompanying]

890
00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:33,309
And so the crew set sail,

891
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:38,935
but soon heard eerie
and seductive singing...

892
00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:42,214
[singers begin]

893
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:44,941
[actors singing wordlessly]

894
00:42:50,429 --> 00:42:53,122
LOUISA:
I can't believe
it's our last day here.

895
00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:57,022
LARRY:
Can we now, of all times,
enjoy the present?

896
00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,973
GERRY:
Well, that's killed
the conversation.

897
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,477
How is Nikos bearing up?

898
00:43:03,511 --> 00:43:06,445
Oh, Zoltan's taking him out
for a drink.

899
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,586
I think I handled it
quite badly.

900
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:13,314
There's been a lot of
messy love since we got here.

901
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:18,596
[crunching loudly]

902
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,528
Uh...

903
00:43:20,563 --> 00:43:21,668
Noisy?

904
00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:23,221
[chuckling]

905
00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:25,130
Thank you for being so grown-up
about your animals, Gerry.

906
00:43:25,154 --> 00:43:28,019
He tell me he will get them
back in the morning

907
00:43:28,053 --> 00:43:29,745
and put on boat.

908
00:43:29,779 --> 00:43:30,884
Gerry!

909
00:43:30,918 --> 00:43:32,333
Not all of them.

910
00:43:32,368 --> 00:43:33,990
All right, conquering hero?

911
00:43:34,025 --> 00:43:35,613
Mm, could be worse,

912
00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:37,787
as we're about to swap paradise
for Bournemouth.

913
00:43:37,822 --> 00:43:39,651
Oh, shush.

914
00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:41,308
Leslie, you were magnificent.

915
00:43:41,342 --> 00:43:42,102
[chuckles]

916
00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:43,172
LARRY:
Very well done.

917
00:43:43,206 --> 00:43:45,036
MARGO:
You were brilliant, Les.

918
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,209
Thank you.

919
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:50,144
I...

920
00:43:50,179 --> 00:43:53,596
I can't find a good way
of saying this, but...

921
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,253
I'm not coming with you.

922
00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:57,842
I'm staying here on Corfu.

923
00:43:57,876 --> 00:43:58,981
Well, why?

924
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:02,536
I spent some time today with...

925
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,917
an associate...

926
00:44:03,951 --> 00:44:06,471
who has a business...

927
00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:08,853
Oh, sod it... with a spy.

928
00:44:08,887 --> 00:44:10,475
My intelligence contact.

929
00:44:10,509 --> 00:44:12,132
MARGO:
Ooh!
Sshh!

930
00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,317
MARGO:
Is that why we're sitting in the
sea, so nobody else can hear?

931
00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:15,698
No, because it's too bloody hot.

932
00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:17,516
It's always too hot in Greece.

933
00:44:17,551 --> 00:44:20,002
I'm looking forward to frost
and a big coat.

934
00:44:20,036 --> 00:44:22,660
Please come home with us, Larry.

935
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,592
I can't.

936
00:44:24,627 --> 00:44:27,906
When they start trying to take
away your freedom of speech,

937
00:44:27,941 --> 00:44:30,184
you have to stop talking...

938
00:44:30,219 --> 00:44:31,427
you know what I mean...

939
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:33,705
and... help.

940
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,811
Let's raise a glass.

941
00:44:35,845 --> 00:44:37,709
MARGO:
Yeah.

942
00:44:37,744 --> 00:44:40,160
No, not that Gerry... water.

943
00:44:40,194 --> 00:44:41,575
♪

944
00:44:41,609 --> 00:44:42,714
SPIROS:
To us all,

945
00:44:42,749 --> 00:44:46,994
and these... sacred years...

946
00:44:51,102 --> 00:44:52,448
And the future.

947
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,243
♪

948
00:44:54,277 --> 00:44:56,314
To the future.[all toasting]

949
00:44:56,348 --> 00:44:58,350
ALL:
Yamas.

950
00:44:58,385 --> 00:45:00,456
[glasses clinking]